IRP Episode 036 – Random Ramblings From a Space X Yogurt Bowl

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Intro: Expecting Decentralization?…TOO BAD! PLAY (jump to ‘0:00:24)	We Now Have 5 Random Rambles…Right Up There With Paranormal Activity We Kept A Yogurt Bowl From Space X…Awesome Or Pathetic…You Decide Leafy Has Been De-Mormonized!
PreRamble: Sleepless Nights, Un-Extinction, And A Pass PLAY (jump to ‘0:04:53)	Apparently, Losing A Night Of Sleep Is Just As Bad As A Concussion Bring Back The Dodo, Saber Tooth/ Tasmanian Tigers & A Neanderthal Geek Shall Not Pass!…Unless The Bell Rings…And It Does…Loud…
RR-01: What Are The Many Uses Of A Towel? (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:08:54)	Protection From The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal Use A Towel To…What??? A Towel As A Weapon Spank That Slanket!
RR-02: Clothes You Used To Think Were Cool (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:11:49)	If You Wait Long Enough, Everything Will Come Back Into Fashion Geek Thinks That Anything Coming Back From The 1970s Is Just Bad Leafy Once Loved Platform Shoes So He Could Be All Tall And Stuff
RR-03: Privacy Priority…Being Unseen Or Undisturbed? (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:14:46)	Being Disturbed Means Stuff Like Junk Mail, Spamming, Etc Well, Wannabe Doesn’t Want People Watching Or Disturbing Him In The Bathroom Leafy Would Rather Not Be Disturbed…Even Though His Wife Says He Already Is
RR-04: What Are The Best And Worst Kinds Of Cheeses? (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:17:32)	Wannabe Says He Is A Cheese Connoisseur What Exactly Does Limburger Taste Like? Head Cheese Is Not A Cheese…It’s Just Nasty How About Nacho Cheese, ‘Cause It’s Not Yo Cheese!
RR-05: Bewitched Or I Dream Of Jeannie (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:20:31)	Is It The One We Watch Most Or The Girl We Want To Do More? Bewitched: A Whole World Of Witches… Not So Much In Jeannie The Family Guy Creationist Version Of Evolution The Movie Remake of Bewitched Just Sucked
RR-06: Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Eastwood at Applebee’s (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:24:38)	What is this???…Expendables 3? What Exactly Are Creamy-Cream Cheese Potatoes? A Spanish Arnold Schwarzenegger…
RR-07: One Piece Of Advice You Would Pass Onto Your Children (Kim) PLAY (jump to ‘0:27:14)	Geek And Leafy, And Their Hypothetical Children…Scary Don’t Be like Daddy Just Give Them A Fortune Cookie Kids Need To Understand They Are Gonna Need To Work Their Asses Off Follow Your Bliss, Don’t Shoehorn Yourself…Ow…
RR-08: Walmart Or Target? (Linda) PLAY (jump to ‘0:30:14)	Wants Something Walmartish… You Can Always go To Sam’s Club Wannabe Likes Going To A 24hr Walmart In The Middle Of The Night…Creepy Walmart Is More Fun, But Target Has A Better Color Scheme
RR-09: Neapolitan: Good For Variety Or A Fear Of Commitment (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:33:14)	If You Like Segregation Of Foods…Neapolitan Is Way Too Liberal For You The In & Out Secret Menu Includes A Neapolitan Shake Geek Wants To Switch It Up To Mean Women? …Shocker! When Your Wife Says, “You Can Be Honest.” It’s A Trap!
RR-10: Feelings Towards The Simpsons And Family Guy (Linda) PLAY (jump to ‘0:36:14)	Is Family Guy Too Pop-Culture Heavy? The Scene That Made Wannabe Love Family Guy The Simpson Brought Cartoons To Adults Watching Sitcom-Type TV=Inviting Its Characters Into Your Home Every Week
RR-11: What Would You Do If You Had F You Money? (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:42:15)	Whoa! Whoa! Language! …Get A Prostitute? Ouou! A Spy Training Room With The Get Smart Entrance! Leafy Would Build Aquarius Elon Musk And Bill Gates, Now They Know How To Spend Money
RR-12: Serious Movie Rolls Recast With Keanu Reeves (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:45:16)	Frankly Scarlett, Whoa… I Don’t Give A Damn Keanu Reeves, Not Jimmy Stuart!…This Is Just Not A Good Impression Night I’m Batman…No, Keanu. No, You’re Not
RR-13: Does Monogamy Come Natural To People? (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:48:15)	Biologically We Are Polygamists, But Culturally We Shoot For Monogamy The Head Ape Always Gets To Screw All The Females In Europe Cheating Is Not As Big A Deal As It Is Here
RR-14: Movie Stars You Would Most Want To See Naked (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:51:06)	Keanu… Stallone… Arnold… Clint? Monica Bellucci…the hot boob chick from Matrix Revolutions Sofia Vergara… Dolly Parton… Katy Perry… Face It, We Are All Boob Centric Look Hard Enough, You’ll Find A Porn Star That Looks Like Who You Want To See She Looks Like Kaley Cuoco, But She Is Really Porn Star Topanga
RR-15: Most Likely Human Apocalypse (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:54:06)	Leafy Strums A Power Cord The Failure Of Society’s Infrastructure Would Kinda Suck Financial?… Genetic?… Technology Gone Wild??? Oops, Leafy’s In The Dog House
RR-16: Name Your Favorite Wrestler And Why They Kick Ass (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:57:07)	This Is Really A Pablo Ramble, So We Skip It For Pablo
RR-17: First Time You Were Hit In The Nuts (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:58:06)	If You Can’t Remember…Choose The Most Memorable Time …And We Skip For Pablo Yet Again
RR-18: First R Rated Movie You Saw And Your Age (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:59:06)	Wannabe And Geek Both Say Poltergeist, But They Were Wrong…It Was Rated PG Best Little Whorehouse …Parents Liked The Music, Wannabe Liked The Nudity Leafy Saw Lipstick In The Drive-In Geek Saw Blues Brothers, Which His Parents Strategically Muted Leafy’s First Movie Theater Porn: The Devil In Miss Jones And The First PG-13 Movie Was…
RR-19: Will Google Glass Ever Take Off (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘1:04:01)	We Have Ultraportables…Which Is A Mature Market Wearables Is The Next Step, And Then Implants Google Glass Is A Good Test Bed For Wearables Dean Kamen And His Amazing Segway Linda Stop Yawning In Background!
RR-20: Worst TV Incidents Of Jumping The Shark (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘1:06:54)	Jumping The Shark: Majorly Switching Up A TV Show Writers Run Out Of Ideas…Like Incoherent Ramblings & This Random Crap Some Shows Just Don’t Quit When They Should, Instead They Have A Kid
Concluding: Ramble PLAY (jump to ‘1:09:55)	Next, We WILL Do Decentralization…Which We’ll Surely Get Right The 1st Try PG-13 Linda! PG-13! Ed And His Well-Known Jokes
Outtake: Intro PLAY (jump to ‘1:13:57)	Wannabe Quiet? Weird!

IRP Episode 036 – Random Ramblings From a Space X Yogurt Bowl

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