IRP Episode 033 – Apocalypse Survival – Incoherent Ramblings Podcast

LEARN HOW TO SURVIVE DIFFERENT APOCALYPSE…? APOCALI…? APOCALYPSES…? LISTEN TO WHAT THE GUYS THINK WOULD BE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION…AND THEN DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT SO IF YOU LIKE GAMES THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU, AND YOU CAN ALSO TRY THE POKIE MATE CASINO GAME THAT IS GREAT FOR THIS AS WELL.

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Episode Highlights
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In This Episode, The Apocalypse Is Now! (3min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:00:24)	Apocalypse Now…See What Wannabe Did There? Vault Boy Is Our Sponsor (No, Wannabe, Not Fallout Boy) Pablo Gives Us Some Fallout Of His Own New Format Today…We Have a Time Limit Like With Random Ramblings We Are Slaves To The Bell!
PreRamble: Richard Dawkins At Cal-Tech (3min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:03:27)	Geek Did Not Turned Down The Bell Enough, And Pablo Crapped His Pants Geek And Leafy On The Spot At Cal-Tech It Was About An Appetite For Wonder, That Geek And Leafy Did Not Read Geek Wanted To Ask Him About Selfish Genes In The Bushes Or Some Such
An Apocalypse Of An Introduction (3min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:06:28)	How To Survive Different Apocalypse… Apocali? …Apocalypses? Just The Good Old Boys…. Gonna Squeal Like A Pig In An Apocalypse, We’re All Gonna Cuddle Up To Keep Warm
Apocalypse From Spaaaaaaaaaaace (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:09:29)	Night of the Comet, Where You Are Only Safe Behind Lead Gamma Ray Burst…We’d Be Toast…Or The Incredible Hulk Asteroid Hit? We’d Have To Go Underground And Grow Mushrooms Awesome Poster of Aquaman And His Sharks We All Agree That Aquaman Caused The Sharknado
Religious Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:14:28)	Just Make Sure You Pick The True Religion Beforehand And Believe In It A World Wide Flood? Dallas Rains And The Doppler 7000 Are Gonna Go Crazy! A Non-Religious Apocalypse Might Bring Out The Religious Crazies Leafy’s Favorite Apocalypse…Ragnarok, Where A Giant Wolf Swallows The Earth The Rapture Was Just A Church Creation, Anyways
Alien Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:19:29)	End Of The World? Find A Solar Panel, A Smartphone, And A Copy Of Wikipedia Fight Back With A computer Virus Created On A 1990’s Macintosh We Got 3 Choices…Hide…Fight…Join Them Can’t Really Do It Alone Or It’ll Be Like The Family Guy “Take On The Entire Empire” Geek Says Alien Tech Will Kick The Butt Of Our Sucky-Ass Tech How Do You Hide From Aliens…Easy…Roll In The Mud
Disease Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:24:29)	Makers Of The Movie Contagion Talked To The CDC, And It’s Pretty Realistic The Influenza Of The Early 1900s Killed More People Than WWI Daniel Defoe’s Plague Survival For Dummies Contaminated Drinking Water? Get Out The Britta… Or Drink Your Own Pee Like…Not Survivorman….Man Vs. Wild
Natural Disaster Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:29:29)	2012…The Day After Tomorrow…ID4… What’s With Disaster Movies And Dates? Earthquake? Leafy Says Go To Walmart! A Supervolcano Going Off Would Just Screw Us Bad Wannabe Suddenly Realizes That 2012 Must Be The Prequel To Waterworld The Day After Tomorrow Reverses The Gulf Stream
Monster Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:34:29)	Attack Of The…Crab People…Crab People Leafy Likes Big Mechs Kicking Ass The Voltron Delay: Wait 10 Minutes Before Using Blazing Sword, Then…Wa-bam! Evil Dictators…With Their Self-Destruct Buttons And Complex Slow Traps Zombies?…Or Just People Gone Berserk And Eating Faces Because Of Bath Salts Cutting Off A Zombie Head…Harder Than It Looks
Nuclear Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:39:29)	What The Hell Is Sucks Net?…Oh, Stuxnet Cheech And Chong…With A Nuke What About If The Power Grid Shuts Down? Emergency Plastic Tub Liner For Storing Water The China Syndrome Is …What???
Machine Apocalypse (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:44:30)	Pablo Says If Robots Take Over…Just Pretend, “Hello, I Am A Robot.” We Are Pretty Much Gonna Need To Rely On The Original Engineers For A Fix Just How Big Exactly IS A Butt-Load? Probably Best To Give In…I’ll Be The Battery…Just Call Me Duracell Gray Goo? … It’s Nanobots Gone Wild!
Physical Survival Skills (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:49:30)	Go Dig A Cavern And Create A Self-Contained Underground Society And For Us Less Resourceful People, Either Plan To Survive At Home Or Bug Out Like The Show Jericho, First Comes The Chaos, Then Comes The Community The Colony…Great Reality Show Featuring Post-Apocalyptic Survival
What Is The Likelihood That Any Of These Might Happen? (5min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:54:31)	Asteroid Hits Will Happen, Like That One In Russia, ‘Cept Worse To Aliens We Might Just Be Peat Moss And Earth Nothing More Then A Tree Avian Flu Turned Out Okay…Except For All The Dead Crows
That Was Our New Format: 5 Minutes Of Glory (1min) PLAY (jump to ‘0:59:31)	Pablo Mentions Playing The Game In The Closet…Glory Hole? No Time! Gaming By Pablo! Aaaannnnndddd To End The Podcast….Geek Makes A Musical Fart!
Outtake From Before The Show PLAY (jump to ‘1:01:28)	Super Loud BING!!!! Dude, Not Cool Geek

IRP Episode 033 – Apocalypse Survival

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