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IRP Episode 032 – Internet of Things

Kail AndersenPosted on February 9, 2014 Posted in Episodes No Comments

IRP Episode 032 – Internet of Things

IRP Episode 032 - Internet of Things

WILL EVERYTHING IN THE FUTURE HAVE A TRACKING TAG? WILL TOILETS DO YOUR SHOPPING? WILL YOUR PANTS SAY, “BURN ME!” FIND OUT DURING THIS EPISODE ON THE INTERNET OF THINGS

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A Wonderful New Episode PLAY (jump to ‘0:00:24)	Let’s All Spell Geek! Today’s Topic Is Geek’s, And It’s A Big One Pablo Gets Disciplined By Wannabe For Making Dick Jokes
PreRamble: Batboy And Apparent Death PLAY (jump to ‘0:01:51)	The PreRamble Song Peters Out Guy Wakes Up In A Body Bag Batboy For A Day 13 Year Old Boys Don’t Want To Be Batman, They Want To Be Laid …Because I’m Batman! Wanna Know My Secret Identity?
Off The Rails Before We Even Begin PLAY (jump to ‘0:07:37)	The Topic Today Is The Internet Of Things And It Still Stinks In Here! Candle Shop, Rose Garden, Or Watermelon… You Decide The Smell Of Cotton, The Fabric Of Our Lives
Click Here For Actual Topical Information PLAY (jump to ‘0:09:39)	No More Of The Last 14 Minutes Of Crap (Mostly Out Of Pablo’s Ass) A Future Of Almost Everything Connected To The Internet Sensors Like RFID Passively Enter Data For Things Like Inventory And Such Geek Knows All The Cool Acronyms How Many IPV6 Addresses…Think One For Every Atom On Earth!
Access To The Internet Thingys PLAY (jump to ‘0:12:38)	Will Wireless Be Like Electricity, Where Someplace Without It Is Weird? Some Politician Guy Wants To Give The Whole City Of Los Angeles Free Wireless And Your Choices Are: DSL, Cable, Satellite, Or 4G Cellular DSL Apparently Means Something Else New Tech Coming That Will Be Comparable To Wifi, But Transmit For Miles…
Why The Hell Would We Want Everything Connected To The Internet? PLAY (jump to ‘0:18:55)	RFID…Great For Knowing What You Got And What You Need Libraries Usng The Magical Wand Of Rifid To Find Misplaced Books Walmart Kicks Butt In The Area Of Inventory It’s Called Just In Time… Or Was It Justin Timberlake? Look At These Wal-Mart Robots Shipping Companies Ahead Of The Game
Relocating Your Home To The Internet PLAY (jump to ‘0:21:59)	Wannabe Wants To Know How All This Is Going To Work In The Home Refrigerator Will Know What You Put Into It…Like Milk Your Home Will Detect Your Mood And Choose Your Music Accordingly YouTube One Girl In A Bikini And Google Thinks You’re Single Wanting To Hook-Up
The Internet Gets Personal PLAY (jump to ‘0:26:24)	A Toilet On The Internet Will Buy Imodium If You Have Diarrhea Having Sex? Your Room Knows And Will Adjust The Temp Accordingly Clothes Will Know If They Need To Be Washed…Or Burned Your Fridge Will Plan Your Meals…And Shopping Underwear That Traps Farts Smells…A Gift For Pablo Can’t Have Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat
This Technology Is Slowly Sneaking Into Our Lives PLAY (jump to ‘0:31:42)	The First Touch Phone…Only Five Years Ago! Electronics Are Getting So Cheap, They’re Disposable Amazon Prime…Pretty Dang Cool Let The House Order Your Stuff…Kinda Like Subscribe And Save
So Far…The Tech Is Just Not All That Seamless PLAY (jump to ‘0:37:00)	Pablo Remembers Beepers Companies Are Already Working To Make It All Seamless: Google, Sysco, IBM The Wireless Format War: NFC Vs. Bluetooth 4.0 A Personal Network…Attached To You, Knows All About You, And Is Online Better Waste Management Through Tagging Wannabe Ships His Pants And Blows Out Leafy’s Mind
Potential Problems Of Things PLAY (jump to ‘0:41:22)	If The Power Goes Out You’ll Never Get Milk Arguments With Home Computers Who Think They Know Better Everything Is Going To Be So Sensor-Laden Lonely? Your Home Will Offer You Someone Lonely Down The Street…Or A Dildo One Good EMP Burst Or Giant Solar Flare And We’re In The Dark Ages
Security Issues…Like Going Off The Rails Early PLAY (jump to ‘0:48:33)	What About Security And Hacking (Off)? We Wouldn’t Have Given Out So Much Personal Info 20 Years Ago Whenever You Have Free Services Like FaceBook, YOU Are The Product Hard To Manage Online Privacy Without A Frickin Degree In Programming
The Far Future, Donkey …Far…Far…Future PLAY (jump to ‘0:53:46)	Nanobots Will Be A Major Part Of It All Networking Capability Will Become Amazing…Creating Intelligence We Might Create A.I. As A Side Effect…Unintentional Intelligence Problems Getting Solved Before They Occur..But Not By Us Why Is It Such A Bad Aiming Day?
It’s Time To Go When Pablo’s Farts Become Sentient PLAY (jump to ‘0:59:42)	The Family Guy With The Intellegent Pie Smell Beckoning Peter Pablo Uses His Farts To Create “Fart-tom-atons” Or “Fart Zombies” Next Week…Leafy’s Post-Apocalyptic Survival…Who Will Survive? Not Geek, Unless He Can Grow His Own Coffee

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Last reply was February 10, 2014

Jason Rouse

View February 8, 2014

I would have to agree with Joey on this one lol…sorry, Darryl

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Darryl Giors

View February 9, 2014

Can’t win them all.

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Jason Rouse

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Jason Rouse liked this on Facebook.

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dgiors

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My latest podcast IRP Episode 032 – Internet of Things http://t.co/7dzhyEu0R6

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iamramblingnow

View February 9, 2014

The internet asks “Where’s my thing?” but eventually might say “Leave my thing alone!” as we Rush into the future… http://t.co/vysoiN60Te

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iamramblingnow

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The internet asks “Where’s my thing?” but eventually might say “Leave that thing alone!” as we rush into the… http://t.co/WH5gmr91ci

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mmurciato

View February 9, 2014

RT @dgiors: My latest podcast IRP Episode 032 – Internet of Things http://t.co/7dzhyEu0R6

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Joey Shamel

View February 9, 2014

I’m curious Jason…did you listen to the podcast and agree with me there, or did you just agree with the tagline above?

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Darryl Giors

View February 10, 2014

Brandon Schoelz Who was the expert? I jumped to the conclusion that it was Bill Nye.

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Brandon Schoelz

View February 10, 2014

You jumped correctly.

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