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IRP Episode 030 – Artificial Intelligence

Kail AndersenPosted on January 26, 2014 Posted in Episodes No Comments

IRP Episode 030 – Artificial Intelligence

IRP Episode 030 - Artificial Intelligence

THIS WEEK, THE PODCASTERS ARE LOOKING FOR INTELLIGENCE…ANY INTELLIGENCE, ARTIFICIAL OR NOT

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Welcome…Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! PLAY (jump to ‘0:00:24)	No More Suppositories For Wannabe! Our Sponsor Is T-Bob From M.A.S.K.
PreRamble: We’ve Brought Up M.A.S.K. Far Too Many Times PLAY (jump to ‘0:02:15)	M.A.S.K. Parody By Robot Chicken Bad Guys Were Venom… Just A Rip Off Of Cobra The Theme Song Is The Best Part
Leafy Says Something About The Podcast PLAY (jump to ‘0:05:57)	We Will Have Billions Of Listeners…? Incoherent Ramblings Will Live For Ever! Wannabe’s Message To All Future Time Travelers Geek Felt Something (…A Fart From The Future?)
Artificial Intelligence…? How About Regular Intelligence First PLAY (jump to ‘0:07:13)	Artificial Intelligence…Defined Or Redefined Making Intelligence From Scratch…Or Tools…Or Something A Physicist Makes Pancakes From Scratch: Step 1- Create The Universe
To Everything, Turing, Turing PLAY (jump to ‘0:10:07)	Alan Turing Is From The 60’s? 70’s? 80’s?…Nope There Goes Wannabe Rambling, Somebody Else Talk…Wait Not Everyone At Once! The Turing Test… It Doesn’t Use A Tiny Person, It Uses A Big Box
This Goes Waaaaaaay Beyond Elementary, Watson PLAY (jump to ‘0:15:48)	The Woz Says The Internet Is Already Artificially Intelligent Kurzweil Says We Never Notice Technical Advances Look, Little Watson Is Becoming Funny, All By Himself There Is A Spectrum Of A.I. Watson Being Re-Purposed From Jeopardy To Doctors 4 Of 5 Doctors Think You Have Ball Herpes
The Artificial Path To Intelligence PLAY (jump to ‘0:20:19)	Artificial Intelligence Through The Years They Took Our Jobs! Serial Architecture: One Straight Line Of Code… Or Fruit Loops Humans Have Fuzzy Logic And Heuristic Type Stuff
It’s Time For The Lighter Side Of A.I. PLAY (jump to ‘0:26:40)	Machines Doing Dangerous Jobs: Radioactive Waste… Firefighting… War Fighting A Company Trying To Make Autonomous Drones Illegal? Leafy, Taking The R Out Of Mormon Mo-Man Of The Hill People!
Computer?…Hello, Computer… PLAY (jump to ‘0:29:55)	Google… The Wannabe Star Trek Computer We Want A.I. To Be Our Own Personal Librarian…And Library Talking TO Your Phone In Public Without Looking Like A Dork Computers Need To Take Into Account The Lack Of Human Intelligence I Am A Robot, I Am Here To Do You Up The Butt Our “Long Term Memory” Already Being Stored On Hard-Drives Just Need The Interface To Become Sub-Vocal
Our Past Is Sooo Much More Differenter Than Our Now Time PLAY (jump to ‘0:37:12)	Phones Do Not Look Like Phones…They Look Like Flat Rectangles Video Cameras Had Viewfinders, Now The Viewfinder IS The Video Camera Picture Of Everything Integrated Into Your Phone Your Phone…Sorry, Communication Device, Does Everything Pablo’s Fired…Leafy, You’re The New Dick Joke Guy We Used To Be So Serious, Now We Just Sidetrack All Those Sounds Are From The Ending Of Old DIC Cartoons
Bad Podcasters…Stay On Topic…Bad A.I.! PLAY (jump to ‘0:41:43)	The Movie A.I….Disturbing… When Does A Machine Become Sentient? Geek…The New Voice Of Optimus Prime Mistreating The Sentient A.I.s Driver’s Lisences For The Artificially Intelligent
A Revolution Of Revolting Robots PLAY (jump to ‘0:44:29)	A.I. Taking Our Jobs And Getting Rid Of Us Endocrine System? Ain’t No A.I. Got Time For That! The Three Rules Wannabe’s Safeword: Pinapple!
Were Gonna Merge With A.I….In A Non-Sexual Way PLAY (jump to ‘0:48:27)	Shed A Lot Of Humanity…A Possible Consquence Of Seeking A.I. Cavemen Afraid They Would Lose Their Cavemaniness And Go All Modern Leafy’s Fortune Cookie: Losing Emotions Will Make Us Realize Their Importance Hooking A Wire And Button To The Pleasure Centers Of The Brain
Ya Keep The Good, Ya Dump The Bad… PLAY (jump to ‘0:54:00)	This Is The Best Time For Civilization, Ever…Mostly Lady Tries To Ram The White House 24 Hour News Cycle Focused On The Worst Aspects Of Everything Stan? How Do You Tame A Horse In Minecraft
Hmmmmmmmm…Off The Rails, Much? PLAY (jump to ‘0:59:39)	Infested With Geek’s Perviness Leafy Either Looks LIke A Life Guard Or Ronald McDonald On The Weekend The Pics We Took In The Impromptu Photo Session Incoherent Ramblings…The Example Of Where Humanity Went Wrong Leafy’s Fired…ONLY Geek Gets To Do Dick Jokes From Now On Dick Clark May Be Dead, But He Still Looks Good! Next Week…The Climate Change Challenge The World Premier Of “The Swamp-Ass Song”

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Last reply was January 26, 2014

Darryl Giors

View January 19, 2014

Oops, question mark needed after growing needs. Oh well.

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dgiors

View January 26, 2014

My latest podcast IRP Episode 030 – Artificial Intelligence http://t.co/4mYhtApyij

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iamramblingnow

View January 26, 2014

Forget Her!
This episode is about A.I. We wax fantastic over the concept of machines outsmarting us.

But… http://t.co/oDPDI1Zk3Z

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