The Wannabe Host
Somehow, The Wannabe Host got the job of hosting the Incoherent Ramblings Podcast.
As host, he should:
-keep the guys from talking over each other
-make sure everyone sticks to the subject matter
-maintain order during the episodes
What he actually does is:
-constantly interrupt the others
-regularly wander off topic
-create chaos with his every word
…in other words, he’s the perfect host for Incoherent Ramblings.
Wannabe met Pablo and Geek in elementary school, and Leafy while working with him at a place called Virtual World. For the past twenty plus years they have collaborated on many projects together including movie productions, business ventures, and the occasional treasure hunt. Despite this, they still continue to hang out with him for some reason, although they rarely accept his authority as podcast host.
Wannabe is happily married to his wife Kim who has recently given birth to their first child Wesley. He is an English major, though you wouldn’t think so by his spelling. He is also a teacher, but prefers we not discuss the details of that, as the materials of this podcast and the tenets of his job probably don’t mesh all that well.
Wannabe’s hobbies include camping, hiking, writing, science, and he considers himself a proud geek of the ‘80s. He is drawn to anything Transformers, G.I. Joe, or Star Wars and continues to collect the toys today. He is also a Joss Whedon fan, most notably for the show with the browncoats, as well as the one with the lab coat. Wannabe likes cheese, long walks on the beach, and jumping up and down aimlessly.