IRP Episode 039 – Random Ramblings from a KFC Bucket

PAUL WANTED IT RANDOM, AND HE WANTED IT RAMBLED, AND HE GOT IT! …UNFORTUNATELY, SO DID YOU

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SHOW INTRO (1m): Yeah, Whatever Wannabe… PLAY (jump to ‘0:00:24)	Leafy Is Whipping Us With His Phone…Bastard *AUDIO* Today, It’s Ramble From A KFC Bucket…Just Because
PR#1 (1m): THE FUN ZONE With Wannabe PLAY (jump to ‘0:01:27)	Get Your Fresh Dead Rabbits Here! There’s Nothing Like Chasing A Freshly Dead Rabbit
PR#2 (1m): THE WORD OF THE WEEK With Pablo PLAY (jump to ‘0:02:59)	Airplane Wash… Must Have To Do With Urine And A Propeller *NSFW* It Just Means A Quick Wash…That’s All…We’re Such Pervs *NSFW*
PR#3 (1m): TECH TALK With Leafy PLAY (jump to ‘0:04:13)	The Mojave Desert Solar Plant! 1.21 Jigawatts…With Wind Up To 88mph!
PR#4 (1m): SMELLS LIKE SCIENCE With Geek PLAY (jump to ‘0:05:10)	Sign Up For A Ride To Asteroid Bennu!…Not You…Your Name Leafy Thinks It Sounds Like A Scam, But He Signed Up Anyway
INTRO (1m): To A KFC Rambling PLAY (jump to ‘0:06:19)	You Can Still Submit Topics To Us For The Next Ramble Today: 20 Subjects Total…1 Pass/1 Extended Each…Go!
RR-01 (3m): What Is Your Favorite Position? (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:07:22)	Sitting, Reclining, Anything In A Hammock…CEO Oh, You Mean Sexual… *NSFW* Cowgirl, Doggie, Legs Over Shoulders, Human Centipede *NSFW* The Arcadia Ball Ride *NSFW*
RR-02 (3m): If You Could Be Someone Else…Who And Why? (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:10:22)	Pablo = Neil Armstrong And Wannabe = Richard Branson… *NSFW* To Space! Leafy says Prince…Despite His Stance On Digital Music… Geek Says Albert Einstein… Notice He Didn’t Say Stephen Hawking
RR-03 (3m): Favorite Wrestler And Why They Kick Ass! (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:13:22)	Rowdy Roddy Piper Could Talk Some Smack Andre The Giant In A Hawaiian Airport Hacksaw Jim Duggan And His 2×4… Hulk Hogan And His Sex Tape
RR-04 (3m): Using Early 1940’s/1950’s Speak, Pretend You Are A Group Of Men Sitting Around In A Men’s Club Discussing This “New” Women’s Rights Movement (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:16:23)	Now See Here, (Insert Full Name), You Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps! Them Dolls Don’t Belong Here! I’ll Take You Outside And Show You What’s What!
RR-05 (3m): Favorite/Least Favorite Harry Potter Character (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:19:23)	Wannabe and Pablo Like Dumbledore… And He’s Gay Geek Has Not Read The Books Or Seen The Movies…Blasphemy! Movies Are Ehhh, But The Books Are Really Good
RR-06 (3m): Shelved Disney Movies That Are Just Wrong (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:22:23)	Song Of The South…No, Not Actual Disney Movies Lady And The Srumpet…Bitch…Ho… The Little Sperm-Maid…Geek Is On A Roll!
RR-07 (3m): RR-07: Living Full Time In Virtual Space (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:25:24)	Being In The Matrix World Was Not Bad… That One Guy Wanted Steak Button Wired To The Pleasure Center, Study Showed People Didn’t Like It If We Could Have A Fuller, Richer Life In VR, Does It Matter If It Is Or Isn’t Real
RR-08 (3m): Wake Up Naked/Sore With No Memory Of Last Night: A) Next To The Burger King Telling You That YOU HAD IT YOUR WAY B) Next To Ronald McDonald Telling You That YOU WERE LOVING IT? (Pablo) PLAY (jump to ‘0:28:24)	Whopper Sauce Is Everywhere, Ask The King What Happened… He Just Nods Ronald McDonald Is Just Too Pedophile-Like The Wendy Girl…Totally Hot…Totally A Bitch!
RR-09 (1m): Favorite Incoherent Ramblings Panelist (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:31:24)	Wannabe Likes The Host A Lot Pass!
RR-10 (6m): Would You Upload Your Consciousness? (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:32:18)	To Where? Windows Or Mac? Wait, Do You Mean Like A Back Up? Send Consciousness Copies Online, Do Stuff, And Reintegrate
RR-11 (3m): Plausible Ways Santa Could Deliver Presents (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘0:37:57)	Stopping Time And Spending 5000 Years Of His Own Life Delivering Presents Someone Do The Math, How Many Kids Does He Visit? Is He An Eeeeeeevil Santa?… He Sees You When Your Sleeping
RR-12 (3m): Live In Harry Potter Or The Lord Of The Rings? (Pablo) PLAY (jump to ‘0:40:58)	In HP You Can Learn Magic Easily And At Does Lots Of Stuff But In LOTR, Pablo Likes The Elvish Girls Gandalf Magic: He Mainly Uses The Sun, Bright Lights, Flaming Pine Cones
RR-13 (3m): Genres You Gravitate Towards? (Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:43:59)	An Adventure? Make It A Comedy-Adventure…They’re Safer The Dresden Files Book Series… An Urban Fantasy Geek Likes Gender Benders… No, Genre Benders
RR-14 (6m): 100 Duck Sized Horses Or 1 Horse Sized Duck(Geek) PLAY (jump to ‘0:46:59)	Why Do We Have To Fight Horse Dicks? Wannabe Is Imagining 100 Horse Dicks Flying At Him Pablo Would Go With The Little Horses And Just Use A Riding Lawn Mower
RR-15 (3m): Necrophelia or Beastiality…Which Is Worse? (Linda) PLAY (jump to ‘0:53:03)	And Once Decay Sets In …Oh Man…Stinky Bill Handel Has A Special On Halloween…Necrophilia, The Victimless Crime We Are Taking This Question To Unneeded Levels *NSFW*
RR-16 (3m): Intelligence Vs Wisdom (Pablo) PLAY (jump to ‘0:56:03)	A Computer Would Be Intelligent Before It Became Wise People With A High IQ Are Often Not Successful Geek Is In The Twilight Zone Where Elephant Means Emergency Room
RR-17 (3m): Who Is The Best Movie Monster (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘0:59:03)	Godzilla, The Alien Queen, Freddie… The Phantasm Guy’s Balls Geek Says Predators, But They Are Just So Ineffective At Killing Anything And Here We Are Bringing Up Hitler Again
RR-18 (6m): Act Out: Schwarzenegger, John Wayne, Mr. T, and Sean Connery Giving A Seminar In Sensitivity Training (Leafy) PLAY (jump to ‘1:02:03)	Get To The Choppa… Hey Fool! I Ain’t Goin’ On No Plane That Sean Connery Is A Racist Bastard Hey, Where Did Cheech And Chong Come From?
RR-19 (3m): Favorite Seasonal Item At Fast Food Restaurants (Pablo) PLAY (jump to ‘1:09:18)	The Shamrock Shake, Its A Festive Celebration In Your Toilet I’ll Have One McRib With A Pumpkin Spice Latte Seasonal Brews And Eggnog!
RR-20 (6m): Movie Reboots: Good Idea Or Bad? (Wannabe) PLAY (jump to ‘1:12:17)	Sometimes It Works: The Thing (From ’84), Batman Begins, Star Trek Evil Dead 2 Was Actually A Reboot Of Evil Dead 1 Last Man On Earth/ Omega Man/ I Am Legend: Same Story…Different Movies
THE CONCLUDING: Bucket Ramble PLAY (jump to ‘1:19:34)	Pablo Is Wannabe’s Random Rambling Bitch And Geek’s Uncomfortable *AUDIO* Next Week Is Wannabe’s Choice: Superheroes!

IRP Episode 039 – Random Ramblings from a KFC Bucket

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